December 21, 2009

goodbye, old friend.

you carried me home on drunken summer nights. you flew through ice and sleet like a fucking atv. your brakes barely worked and your chain fell off if i changed gears but, i loved you. thanks for the rides, the bails and all the ripped pantyhose. you will be missed, blue bike.

ah yes, another bike stolen at christmas. god rest ye merry thieves. i hope you pawned my only mode of transportation for cash... your crack babies and fat wife need presents!



2 comments:

phil said...

Specialized is all yours if you want it

STACEY MCCOOL said...

the speckly one? i actually bought a bike from craigslist yesterday. $30 with a lock! it's a piece of shit but it rides fast and looks girly. that's a first for me.